"There is nothing more uncommon than common sense."
Common sense has the power to dictate our every thought. It has the ability to overthrow all desire and abandon all outside reason; it is what keeps us from making an absolute fool of ourself. At the end of the day, common sense is what tells us that walking across the highway will result in you being splattered across grandma's window screen and that shoving your head in a fire will cause a similar effect to that of the end scene in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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But people, particularly in more recent times, have abused this power. Obviously, to said people, one persons completely irrational opinion is more reasonable than logic. There are so many ways I can approach this post, but in the interest of not caring about what you guys think, I'll keep it simple.
First let's start with chain mails; the only form of fictional documentation where you can receive riches or suffer a punishment simply by not sending it on to others. Contrary to belief, chain mails actually existed long before the internet, but you know what, you can look that up yourself if you're interested, I'm not your friggen history teacher. Anyway, most people that recieve an email explaining that if they don't forward it to all their contacts that they'll be destined to a life of misery can happily laugh it off and send it to their recycling bin... however there are others out there who are not in the same mindset. Now, don't get me wrong, I used to send chain emails too... you know, when I was 11. What drives someone to send one of these? How is it possible to come to the conclusion that if you don't forward a story about how little Suzie fell down a well and now attempts to redeem herself and get a college diploma (or something like that) then you'll be condemning her failure? Why are these people just abandoning all common sense?! I can sit and discuss how ridiculous chain mails are all day, but I don't wish to give them the satisfaction of dedicating an entire blog post to them, so I'll forward on (see what I did there... mmm, screw you all.)
Being an avid Facebook user (Facebooker? Facebookist? Facebookman? I don't know), I see viral trends and memes come and ago faster than Kim Kardashian's marriage and one of the more popular
ideologies is how liking a photo will somehow cure cancer or save a starving child in Africa. The 'like if you remember these' photos are bad enough, but the 'like in three seconds if you're against child abuse'. I wonder what possesses someone to think to themselves, 'Let's like this photo to show people I'm against abuse!' That's just common sense, isn't it?! You're not supposed to like child abuse in the first place, there's not reason to announce it to the whole goddamn internet! I've even seen an incline in 'For every like, Facebook will donate $1 to this dying girl'. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT LIKING A FACEBOOK PHOTO WILL SOMEHOW BENEFIT I DYING CHILD?! This is how I imagine the way those peoples minds function, as told through a narrative.
A doctor walks in the room, explaining to a girls crying mother that her daughter will not survive the night. The mother begins to sob even harder. 'Isn't there any thing you can do?!' She cries.
'Well', the doctor leans towards the mother and whispers, 'I do like Facebook pictures... so I'll make you a deal. If you can get 1000 likes on a picture of your daughter... I'll see if I can make some... arrangements.'
4 hours later, the doctor confronts the mother and asks how many likes the photo has recieved.
'Only 197..' the mum whimpers.
'NOT GOOD ENOUGH!' the doctor yells.
'YOU ANIMAL!' the mother sobs
'1000 LIKES IN THE NEXT 5 HOURS OR THE GIRL GETS IT!'
What I'm trying to say is liking a photo does nothing. Get that through your head. It doesn't matter if 10 people like it or 10 million people like it, it's not going to make a scrap of difference.
The main point of this post is to emphasize the rapid decline of common sense in recent times and I think I have discovered the cause... the internet. I use the internet everyday and nonetheless I find it one of the most brilliant and useful form of technology, I just believe that it's power is being abused and mankind is suffering the consequences. I don't necessarily feel it's making humanity in general any stupider but there's no doubt that it's having a detrimental effect on he perception of logic. Before Google, before Facebook, before the internet, mankind had to depend on itself. Viral memes was word of mouth; logical information was found in written print, not on Wikipedia. There was more control of what was being imprinted into the minds of the public and those lower on the social hierarchy (where, in modern times, false information is abundant) had little to no control of spreading information whatsoever. To put it shortly, the spread of information was limited and even when something did slip through the cracks, word of mouth only allowed it to be extended onto a few people at a time. Nowadays, the internet allows anything to escalate. With blogging sites such as these, everyones opinions can be accessed by the entire modern world within seconds and whilst that is usually quite harmless, the power of the written word can be very dangerous.
There's so much I want to talk about regarding common sense. I haven't even began to elaborate the my thoughts on superstitions and how inconceivable that the relative position of the planets and stars could have a special deep significance that exclusively applies to people who believe in 'horoscopes', but what are you going to do I guess.
Keep your mind open and your legs closed,
xoxo Gossip Brad.

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